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Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

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• [the Swami tries to get a hypnotized Freddie to kill himself]
  Swami Talpur: Perhaps you should choose the manner of your death. How would you like to die?
  Freddie Phillips: Old age.
  


• Casey Edwards: Freddie, where did you that gun?
  Freddie Phillips: I don't know.
  Casey Edwards: Freddie! I am going to ask you for the last time. Where did you get that gun?
  Freddie Phillips: I don't know.
  Casey Edwards: Where did you get that gun?
  Freddie Phillips: Hey, that's not fair. You said "for the last time". I answered it.
  


• Swami Talpur: [to Freddie] You're going to commit suicide if it's the last thing you do!
  


• Freddie Phillips: It's a booby trap.
  Casey Edwards: For what?
  Freddie Phillips: For boobs.
  


• Freddie Phillips: [upon escaping a steambox] I saw a hand turn around the corner, and he put on a lot of steam, all the steam he could put on, f-full force... I think somebody's trying to kill me.
  


• Freddie Phillips: Who's the culprit?
  Casey Edwards: The culprit and the murderer are the same!
  


• Swami Talpur: [to Freddie in a hypnotic voice] You didn't see me... you didn't see me... you didn't see me... I wasn't here
  [leaves]
  Casey Edwards: [to Freddy] Ready to go?
  Freddie Phillips: I didn't see him.
  Casey Edwards: You didn't see who?
  Freddie Phillips: The man who wasn't here.
  Casey Edwards: What man?
  Freddie Phillips: All I did was open up the door, see if the coast was clear, my mind went blank.
  Casey Edwards: Your mind's been a blank all your life.
  


• Freddie Phillips: I have a confession to make.
  Angela Gordon: You did it?
  Freddie Phillips: No, I mean that stuff
  [champagne]
  Freddie Phillips: I don't drink that stuff, that's like drinking poison.
  Angela Gordon: Oh come on...
  Freddie Phillips: Oh stop it, the bubbles' is tickling my nose.
  Angela Gordon: For little Angela...
  Freddie Phillips: I wouldn't drink it for big Angela.
  


• Casey Edwards: [seeing one of Freddie's booby traps] That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
  Freddie Phillips: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if the murderer comes in here alone, somebody else is gonna carry him out.
  


• Abernathy: [referring to bridge game] What'd she bid?
  Casey Edwards: Grand slam.
  Abernathy: [Looking at Freddie's hand] You bid a grand slam with that hand? You know what?
  Freddie Phillips: What?
  Abernathy: You're going to get murdered.
  

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